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J Pendantz BlindboxNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work, I mean just look at them. They're just so small...
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Murder Drones Animiniz: Dream Job Series BlindboxNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "BUT THAT IS THE QUESTION, ISN'T IT? DO WORKER DRONES DREAM OF ELECTRIC JOB..." -GLITCH PHILOSOPHER It's career day on everyone's favourite post-apocalyptic planet, and what better way to spend it...
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JC Jenson J PlushJ has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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Solver J PlushWould you still love J if she were a soft solver worm? Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo
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J AniMEGAZNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Your favourite twintailed drone is here in statue form! If you put it on a high shelf, you can pretend J is constantly looking down and judging you, just like...
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J HoodieFinally a hoodie for J! We sent it through the proper JC Jenson approval process to get it right. There was a lot of back and forth with upper management but then they kinda just stopped replying altogether.... we're gonna take that as approval!...
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Murder Drones Laptop BagNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. Are you running on angst, sleep deprivation and unresolved issues? Well now you can carry all that, plus your laptop in this Uzi satchel! Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica...
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Uzi BeltNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. Ever wish you had your own sentient tail on your belt? Well now you can! Featuring an acrylic chain tail and a soft tail head that's always ready to threaten...
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JC Jenson MugNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. With the JC Jenson Mug, you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip. Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two...
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Jax Pendantz BlindboxNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-August; orders made after June 7th is expected to begin shipping in late-August; Orders made after June 26 is expected to begin shipping in late-October. Set box orders made after June...
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Abstraction Animiniz BlindboxNote: The item is on pre-order, orders made after June 7th is expected to begin shipping in early-November. "IN AN EFFORT TO LAY TO REST RUMORS OF CHARACTER BIAS, WE TOOK CARE IN TORMENTING THEM EQUALLY." -GLITCH ABSTRACTION SPECIALIST YOU! Do you like adventure?...
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Digital Circus Acrylicz BlindboxWe've literally busted down the fourth walls of the hit internet series 'The Amazing Digital Circus! They're stackable and configurable so you can build your own hallway of crying castmates in their prismatic prisons! Designed by: Latticha L, Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs, @Mosspuppie, Angelica Zhang...
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Jax AniMEGAZNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Orders made after June 5 will begin shipping in mid-November. We put Jax on top of a monument of all of his traumas, regrets, anxieties, and pain. It would look...
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Ribbit PlushNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 7 will begin shipping in mid-September. Â Her smile is so so cute and her bow tie is magnetic so you can take it off and put it in your own hair every time...
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Kaufmo PlushNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 26 will begin shipping in late-August. He's a clown with bad jokes and you're a person buying a clown plush. Neither of you are having your best moment, but we think you should cherish...
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Pomni Chonk PlushIn an effort to improve Pomni's quality of life we removed her limbs. She can no longer run, jump or leave...she is at peace. Well at least we think so, she hasn't moved so we're choosing to believe it's peace. Designed by Latticha L,...
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Jax Chonk PlushJax as a conveniently pillow-shaped plush! That means you can do to Jax what people normally do with pillows: throw them at walls really hard with the intention of causing pain! Designed by Latticha L, Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs, Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie
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Digital Days T-shirtNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-August. Isn't it funny how many people we pass every day who could one day mean everything to us? Strangers on the street, people at bus stops....and then one day you...
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Ribbit AnimatezNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 12 will begin shipping in early-September. Ribbit's pose may seem familiar and that's completely intentional. You can place them together or keep them faaaaar apart. Both options are 100% canon Designed by Rosie de...
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Kaufmo AnimatezEven if his jokes aren't very good, you'll appreciate spending time with your Kaufy AniMatez. Your home is his home now...so long as you avoid telling him silly things like how to leave and where the exit is. Designed by Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie
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J Pendantz Blindbox
Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work, I mean just look at them. They're just so small...
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JC Jenson J Plush
J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home
Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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Solver J Plush
Would you still love J if she were a soft solver worm?
Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo
- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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