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J Pendantz BlindboxNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work, I mean just look at them. They're just so small...
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Murder Drones Animiniz: Dream Job Series BlindboxNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "BUT THAT IS THE QUESTION, ISN'T IT? DO WORKER DRONES DREAM OF ELECTRIC JOB..." -GLITCH PHILOSOPHER It's career day on everyone's favourite post-apocalyptic planet, and what better way to spend it...
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JC Jenson J PlushJ has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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Solver J PlushWould you still love J if she were a soft solver worm? Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo
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J AniMEGAZNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Your favourite twintailed drone is here in statue form! If you put it on a high shelf, you can pretend J is constantly looking down and judging you, just like...
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J HoodieFinally a hoodie for J! We sent it through the proper JC Jenson approval process to get it right. There was a lot of back and forth with upper management but then they kinda just stopped replying altogether.... we're gonna take that as approval!...
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Murder Drones Laptop BagNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. Are you running on angst, sleep deprivation and unresolved issues? Well now you can carry all that, plus your laptop in this Uzi satchel! Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica...
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Uzi BeltNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. Ever wish you had your own sentient tail on your belt? Well now you can! Featuring an acrylic chain tail and a soft tail head that's always ready to threaten...
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JC Jenson MugNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. With the JC Jenson Mug, you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip. Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two...
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N Pendantz BlindboxNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in mid-September."A common side effect of Pendantz exposure includes cute aggression: the urge to squeeze or bite things. Just like you, these N keychains also exhibit the urge to squeeze or bite...
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Murder Drones Animiniz: School Spirit Series Blindbox"TO EXIST IN A WORLD WHERE ROBOTS CULTURALLY EMULATETHE HUMAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS ILLOGICAL YET AMUSING. <SUSPICIOUS GIGGLE.>" -GLITCH ROBOT VACUUM Humankind may have perished, but cringe teen angst lives or in this very relatable AniMiniz set featuring the cast of Murder Drones. Look...
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Doll AniMEGAZOkay look... we know what you're expecting, you're expecting us to make a joke about her being dead? Come on give us some credit. we are professionals and we put real thought and care into these descriptions. Doll is a complex compelling character, and...
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Copper 9 JacketCongratulations! You can now wear a jacket to support your delusion that you will graduate. To clarify, it's not that we don't think you're smart, it's just we doubt your ability to outrun the cosmic entity that wants to eat you. Go school! Designed...
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Murder Drones Animiniz: Midnight Mischief Series BlindboxHow it works: Each single box contains a figure of a random character, with a chance of finding the rare (or better) character. Each Common has a 1/8 chance of appearing, the Rare figure has a 1/12 chance of appearing, and the Super Rare...
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N [v2.0] AnimatezDon't worry, he only looks threatening when you're awake. When you sleep, he comes to life and pets your dog. What's that? You don't have a dog? Well you do now* *N [v2.0] animatez does not include a dog. New remastered Animatez just dropped...straight...
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Uzi [v2.0] AnimatezUzi is back. In Animatez form! And she's got a new railgun! New remastered Animatez just dropped...straight out of the sky...onto several innocent bystanders. COLLECT THEM NOW! Designed by Courtney Brenek and Astrovision Studio Packaging Design by Courtney Brenek and Angelica Zhang
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V [v2.0] AnimatezIf there's anything V has proven, it's that she will always come back! And there she is! Just standing there. Menacingly. New remastered Animatez just dropped...straight out of the sky...onto several innocent bystanders. COLLECT THEM NOW! Designed by Courtney Brenek and Astrovision Studio Packaging...
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Lizzy PlushCarry her everywhere so she can silently judge every social situation you walk into and find you slightly embarrassing... just like the real thing! Designed by Latticha L and Mosspuppie
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Thad PlushHe loves football so much he wants to be a football! go on ... let him live his dream...throw him Designed by Latticha L and Mosspuppie
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Doll PlushYes, we saw all your tweets about her. We hope you're happy, because she's certainly not - just look how angy she is. The Doll Plush comes with a removable eyepatch. Designed by: Dylanwildo and Courtney Brenek
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J Pendantz Blindbox
Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work, I mean just look at them. They're just so small...
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JC Jenson J Plush
J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home
Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
- $9.00
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Solver J Plush
Would you still love J if she were a soft solver worm?
Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo
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