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J PlushWith the J plush, the gang's all here! Recreate your favourite Disassembly Drone scenes, such as J yelling at N, J hitting N, or J threatening N's life and trying to end the planet (planet destroying force not included)!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.
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Jax "Iconic Quote" Jumper - BlueA comfy sweater featuring the classic line that Jax definitely said during the pilot.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower. DetailsTwo colors to select from - blue and purple. Measurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width Sleeve XS 25" 18" 30" S 26" 20"...
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Jax & Ribbit Magnetic Plush KeychainsNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-August. Orders made after June 11 will begin shipping in late September. We reverse polarised the magnets in the two of them so that they actually push each other...
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Jax Acrylic KeychainThe Jax acrylic keychain - perfect for capturing the raw fear of man versus vegetable. Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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Jax AnimatezWe're just going to leave the Jax Animatez here. Whatever you do with him after purchasing is none of our business... Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk.
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Jax AniMEGAZNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Orders made after June 5 will begin shipping in mid-November. We put Jax on top of a monument of all of his traumas, regrets, anxieties, and pain. It would look...
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Jax BagNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in early-August. Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer, as you let the Jax Bag do...
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Jax Burger PlushThe ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that he has little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at the bottom...be blissfully ignorant to the rest. Designed by Mosspuppie with packaging by Latticha...
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Jax Chonk PlushJax as a conveniently pillow-shaped plush! That means you can do to Jax what people normally do with pillows: throw them at walls really hard with the intention of causing pain! Designed by Latticha L, Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs, Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie
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Jax Floppy HatNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-September. Just squeeze Jax's hands and watch his ears flop around! He hates it so much!! KEEP GOING!!! Designed by Latticha L, @Mosspuppie
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Jax Hooded JacketNote: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Sizes S will begin shipping in early-August. Ever wanted to crawl inside Jax's skin and see what it's like to be him? Well now you can do the legal version of that and wear this...
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Jax Keychain PlushSmall enough to hang on your bag, but still big enough to ruin your self esteem. Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.
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Jax Pendantz BlindboxNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-August; orders made after June 7th is expected to begin shipping in late-August; Orders made after June 26 is expected to begin shipping in late-October. Set box orders made after June...
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Jax PinJax pin just lounging around watching funny things happen to people. Design by Josh Palmer @zeurel.
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Jax PlushNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19 will begin shipping in late-August. It’s Jax! And he’s laughing! But at what? Is it you? You’ll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.
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Jax USB Cord HoldersOkay we're going to admit, we don't know why we made these. And there's two of them in there so...I dunno I guess you show twice as many people the kind of person you are. Designed by: Courtney Brenek Package design by: Star Liu
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Jax-Suit Pomni PlushNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August. Pomni is in her Jax era - after all, who wouldn't want to be inside Jax? This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in...
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JC Jenson HatWear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death, eldritch nightmares, and a free name badge!
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JC Jenson J PlushJ has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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JC Jenson MugNote: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July. With the JC Jenson Mug, you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip. Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two...
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J Pendantz Blindbox
Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work, I mean just look at them. They're just so small...
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JC Jenson J Plush
J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home
Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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Solver J Plush
Would you still love J if she were a soft solver worm?
Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo
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