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Bubble PlushNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3 will begin shipping in late-August. This Bubble plush has a roll out tongue and a magnetically attachable censor bar so you can finally let him say what we can’t legally print... Design by:...
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Cabin Fever MugCommemorate your summer at Camp 98.7 with this mug we looted from the frozen campers. Includes 3 free stickers to stick on things you’ll later regret.Design by: Courtney Brenek and @mosspuppie
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Cabin Fever NecklaceIs it a deep, mysterious necklace with a lot of meaning and backstory? Or is it a design we just thought looked kinda cool? Yes.
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Caine AnimatezNote: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August. It's Caine! As an animatez figurine! If you put him on your shelf it'll look like he's ruling over your room as your eternal prison master! Isn't that fun?!Product and...
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Caine KeychainIf you can’t join the digital circus, let the digital circus join the you by having Caine follow you everywhere you go! Bubble too, if you’re into that kind of thing.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.
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Caine PinNote: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in late-July. Be prepared to be Amazed! Astounded! Mildly more accessorised! With your very own Caine pin!!! Product design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower, packaging design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls
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Caine PlushNote: This is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19th will begin shipping in late-July; Orders made after June 29th will begin shipping in late-August. Are your plushes sad and bored? Bring home our Caine plush and he'll entertain them when you're not around...
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Caine Puppet PlushCan't express your feelings? Get the Caine puppet to do it for you! With changeable eyes and a giant mouth you can get away with saying anything through him! The Caine Puppet Plush features two different sets of changeable eyes and a puppetable hinged...
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Caine Shaker KeychainThis keychain comes with a set of reversible charms that move around inside Caine's thought bubble! Flip them, remove them, or even add your own! Product design by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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Caine Varsity JacketCaine’s hands, right where you can’t see them. Gently lurking, like a hug you didn’t agree to.Design by Courtney Brenek and Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S."Jeffrey" design by Kevin Temmer. ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width Sleeve XS 25" 18" 30" S...
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Callback Ping Cyn HoodieNote: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Size XL and XXL will begin shipping in early-September. Wear this and feel the warm embrace of Cyn. All around you. Forever. Smiley face. Designed by Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1...
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Candy Bandit PinsSuch beautiful, shiny, gold lined candy pins that are NOT EDIBLE! But can be stabbed into various objects. Comes with all three pins together so you get the whole gang! Designed by Mosspuppie.
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Checkmates SocksNote: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Sizes S/M will begin shipping in mid-August. No feet pics guys sorry, but don't worry! I'll help you imagine what it will look like. Imagine if your feet gave up and something terrible happened. And...
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Chromatic Breakdown HoodieA hoodie that says “I’m cute” from the front, “I’m spiralling” from the back, and "I'm nice and cosy" on the inside. Design by: Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width Sleeve XS 25" 18" 30" S 26"...
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Copper 9 JacketCongratulations! You can now wear a jacket to support your delusion that you will graduate. To clarify, it's not that we don't think you're smart, it's just we doubt your ability to outrun the cosmic entity that wants to eat you. Go school! Designed...
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Cyn Anatomy T-shirtWhen you wear this shirt, you are wearing Cyn who is wearing Tessa. It's like several layers of messed up.Design by: @mosspuppie ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20" L 30" 22" XL...
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Cyn AnimatezIf you hear whispering and mechanical giggles when you place her on your desk..... no you didn't.Product design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk, packaging design by Matt Gaglione and Mosspuppie.
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Cyn AniMEGAZOur second AniMEGAZ statue is here with the host of the Absolute Solver herself: Cyn, rendered in immaculate detail, and ready to adorn your shelf and haunt your nightmares. Product designed by Courtney Brenek and Erick Scarecrow Package designed by Johanna Li
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Cyn Hang Tail KeychainLook how cute she is!! Just hanging around ready to rip you to pieces. Put her on your bag or keys and let her defend them from everyone, including you! Design by @cheerpuppy14.
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Cyn PinLOOOK! A high quality enamel Cyn pin. Put her on your bag and signify to the world that you support the demise of all sentient beings AND the right for Cyn to eat to her heart's content <3 Designed by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.
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J Pendantz Blindbox
Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work, I mean just look at them. They're just so small...
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JC Jenson J Plush
J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home
Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang
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Solver J Plush
Would you still love J if she were a soft solver worm?
Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo
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